Monday, April 16, 2012

My life in an Arab-Israeli Kitchen, Part 2

My second Sunday in the kitchen was a little busier with everyone there all day.  

This is my sink area, in all it's rather dingy glory.  
 The windows offer a nice view, but are none too clean.

The faucets are confusing and I usually have to turn both sets before water actually comes out.

The spray nozzle does work, I think...but I don't use it.

And we tend to only have hot water at certain times.

The lesson of the day, however, comes from the little beige container on the shelf by the window.  That is the soap container.  I don't really know where the soap comes from, or what type it is...but there's always some in that container, with some water and often a scrubbie-type-thing.  The point is...

NEVER LOOK INSIDE THE SOAP CONTAINER.

You will not like what you see.  You can reach in and "grab" some soap" or the sponge...but never look.  Grab blindly.  It's better that way.  Trust me.
You really don't want  a good look at the odd lumps of....soap?  bread?  something? that you try not to feel floating around.  Nor do you want to see the dead bugs and scum floating on the surface.

Just repeat to yourself, "It's soap.  I'm going to use this nice soap to make my dishes all clean."  Don't think about it.

On the brighter side...there was good food to be had.  

I made caramelized onions.  Cutting onions always makes me cry, especially in large amounts.  And when you caramelize them they get so small...it's a little depressing.  But they are delicious.  I believe these were to go with the Arab-style dish, Mujadarrah.  

I also made two desserts.

Lemon bars for lunch.  (Somehow...we ended up with no less than 3 boxes of lemons in our walk-in.  Large boxes.  This was over a month ago now, so I think we're down to one, partly because some of them started getting moldy and were thrown out.  It's very sad.  But I did use some for lemon bars.)


 Muffin brownies for dinner.  With chocolate pieces in the middle.

And to finish off, this is the serving line at lunch time.  Salads and dessert along the wall.  Mujaddarah and caramelized onions in the warming area, ready to be served.  (At some point, expect a full kitchen tour).

We apologize for the delay in the broadcast of this episode of "My life in an Arab-Israeli Kitchen" and assure you that the series will continue.  :)

Monday, April 2, 2012

My life in an Arab-Israeli Kitchen, Part 1

I've been considering doing a series of blog posts on my experiences working in the kitchen here, because it's never dull.  And if one doesn't laugh, there will be tears instead.  So perhaps some of you would enjoy sharing in the laughter.

A few disclaimers first:
1. I make no claims that this is normal for either kitchens in Israel, or for kitchens primarily run by Arabs.
2. In no way is this meant to be discriminatory against any race or religion.  It just happens that most of the workers in our kitchen are Arab (probably at least in part because it's far from kosher), but some are Muslim, some are Christian, and at times some have been Armenian.  So it's a mix.  And they are all very nice, and the result is a kitchen that is nothing like any American kitchen I've seen.

And with that, on to week one, my first Sunday in the kitchen.  (I have some catching up to do.)
March 4, 2012
It was my first Sunday back, I was a little jet-lagged, and I don't remember much.  It think it was a fairly easy day, with most people gone most of the day.  It was fortunate because, though I had worked in the kitchen before, it had been over a year, and everything had been re-arranged.  It took even more time than usual just to find the proper ingredients.  And, as always, some of them were simply absent.  Garlic, for example, was no where to be found.


Probably the most exciting part of the day was the "Adventure of the Oven."

The kitchen has acquired a new oven recently.  The old ovens were a terror.  They would take literally hours to warm up (ok, sometimes maybe only one hour) to a reasonable temperature.  When I was there, the temperatures could be somewhat regulated.  There were knobs that allowed you to sort of choose "high," "medium," or "low," though what temperatures those corresponded to, I have no idea.  Apparently though, those regulators utterly ceased working, causing the ovens to grow ever warmer as they stayed on.  They were never great to work with, but they became nearly impossible.  It was decided that a new oven was needed.  

The old ovens are on the right in the picture.  The one on the left is the new oven, in all it's glory.  (Also pictured is Yahya, the Muslim man who helps me with dishes and odd jobs.  He doesn't speak much English and I speak basically no Arabic...but we smile and gesture and manage okay.)

This oven apparently does EVERYTHING.  It has been called "the ipad oven" and such nomenclature is fitting.  There seem to be no less that approximately 1,294,002 settings available.  When turned on, the menu below is generally the first thing you see:
 As you see, there are many choices.  Some of them I'm not sure about, but chicken, fish, and eggs are pretty clear.  My finger is on the "baked goods" button.  When that one is pressed, this next menu comes up:
So many choices!

I choose "cookies" and these settings came up to be tweaked: 
I'm honestly not quite sure what such settings do to the oven.  I suppose they affect temperature, humidity (it has the ability to cook by steam, or by regular convection, or by both), and length of the timer.  I'm just not quite sure how to set those settings to get the kind of doneness on a cookie that I want.  And I generally don't have time to experiment much.  So I've been using the more manual settings - choosing a time and temperature myself.  

These pictures are actually from a different morning when I ended up subbing for the breakfast cook (who was unwell).  I made an egg and potato breakfast casserole:
If nothing else, this new oven does heat up wonderfully quickly.  It also cooks quickly and pretty evenly.  

Tune in next time when we'll have more adventures from "My life in an Arab-Israeli Kitchen."