Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Simpsons and the Holy Land
Because I never watched it growing up, it never occurred to me to watch it once I was grown and had television access. This, however, was not the situation for several roommates I have had over the years. Many of them have apparently had an inordinate fondness for the show, and in hanging out with them, I was first exposed to, and then even began to enjoy, The Simpsons. Shocking, I know, but true.
This is not to say that The Simpsons have become an every day part of my life. However, the other day one of my former roommates recommended that I watch the most recent Simpsons episode wherein they take a trip to the Holy Land. I watched it here (if you want to experience it yourself).
I have to admit, it was quite impressive. (And by impressive I mostly mean humorous.) Irreverent, of course, but there is so much religious nonsense over here that sometimes you just have to laugh at it, or else you'll cry. It was, for the most part, remarkably accurate in its portrayal of both places and people here in the land, though obviously exaggerated and generalized. Let's just say that it's light-hearted take on life here was a welcome contrast to the on-going tensions felt in the city.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Signs of Pesach
For us non-Jews this sounds like it should be a relatively easy process: dump the yeast (and maybe the baking soda and baking powder?), throw out any breads you might have hanging around, and you're good to go. Apparently it's not quite that simple, as evidenced both by items given to us by our neighbors and items currently unavailable in Jewish grocery stories:
Cookies
Cake
Crackers (other than matza)
Tortillas
Pasta
Cereal (unless you buy kosher-for-passover cereal)
Flour
According to Wikipedia (and other sources I have read and heard from), Chametz/Leaven is defined as "a product that is (a) made from one of five types of grains, and (b) has been combined with water and left to stand for longer than eighteen minutes without being baked." This is a Rabbinical definition, not given anywhere in the Bible. Still, if that is the definition we operate under some of the discarded foods above make a little more sense.
With things like crackers, tortillas, and cereal, I suppose it would be easy enough if making them at home to insure that they were baked before 18 minutes passed, but, if they are purchased, one has no way of knowing how long they sat.
Pasta, though seeming unlikely to contain trace elements of yeast, is generally dried rather than baked...and that, I suppose, eliminates it.
The homemade cookies and cake are perhaps discounted because they include baking soda? In reality, they are probably eliminated because, apparently, any sort of baked good containing those 5 grains and water, other than matza, is automatically eliminated. Even those which would otherwise make the cut. Who knows? I, for one, am still confused by the distinctions.
I must admit, though, that I still have a hard time understanding why grocery stores don't carry flour. After all, I'm pretty sure that flour is used to make matza. Perhaps they are afraid that there will be a flood or a pipe will burst or something, and all the flour will get wet, and then, within the next 18 minutes, they will have chametz on their hands.
I guess I just won't be able to make my own matza this season. Don't worry, though, I won't be matza-less. Last week a nice Jewish man came and gave free matza to all the inhabitants of my apartment building. I'm set.
//Please note that no offence is meant to Jews or their holiday practices. As an outsider I find some of them
//quite humorous (especially when the Biblical basis and logic behind them are considered). Still, I recognize
//that some of my holiday traditions probably appear just as ridiculous from the outside. I mean, gifts in
//stocks on Christmas morning? Where in the world did that tradition originate and how does it relate in
//any way to a baby in a manger?
Monday, March 22, 2010
Perfumes and Camels
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Borot Lotz and Beyond
Friday, March 19, 2010
Let the Adventures Begin!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Abu Ghosh
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Psalm 18 and Wilderness
The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer,
This God--his way is perfect;
For who is God, but the LORD?
the God who equipped me with strength
He made my feet like the feet of a deer
You have given me the shield of your salvation,
You gave a wide place for my steps under me,
For you equipped me with strength for the battle;
You made my enemies turn their backs to me,
They cried for help,
I beat them fine as dust before the wind;
New Experience
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Prayer of St. Augustine
Monday, March 8, 2010
Apocryphal Tolkien
I happened to watch The Return of the King last night and was struck by the similarities between what is shown in this scene, especially from about 5:30 to about 8:30....
...and a battle described 1 Maccabees:
1 Maccabees 6:33-34, 37, 42-46
Then the king rising very early marched fiercely with his host toward Bathzacharias, where his armies made them ready to battle, and sounded the trumpets. And to the end they might provoke the elephants to fight, they shewed them the blood of grapes and mulberries.
And upon the beasts were there strong towers of wood, which covered every one of them, and were girt fast unto them with devices: there were also upon every one two and thirty strong men, that fought upon them, beside the Indian that ruled him.
Then Judas and his host drew near, and entered into battle, and there were slain of the king's army six hundred men. Eleazar also, surnamed Savaran, perceiving that one of the beasts, armed with royal harness, was higher than all the rest, and supposing that the king was upon him, put himself in jeopardy, to the end he might deliver his people, and get him a perpetual name: wherefore he ran upon him courageously through the midst of the battle, slaying on the right hand and on the left, so that they were divided from him on both sides. Which done, he crept under the elephant, and thrust him under, and slew him: whereupon the elephant fell down upon him, and there he died.
I would say that Tolkien knew his apocrypha.
And just for fun, here's what Eleazar SHOULD have done:
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Historical Rights
"You don’t have to be a biblical scholar to recognize the incontestable Jewish nature of Rachel’s Tomb and the Cave of the Patriarchs."
Monday, March 1, 2010
Pools in the Wilderness
I will open rivers in desolate heights,
And fountains in the midst of the valleys;
I will make the wilderness a pool of water,
And the dry land springs of water.